With Surge's pen cozy and secure, harmony abounds on the farm.
Until.....*pause* you're a.....(what is that call youself....) Jen's favotire guinea (aka the wife and that sure is hell ain't how you spell favorite.....) uh decided the safe solitude of the Surgeon free pasture just wasn't enough adventure and decided to visit 'THE BEAST.'
Ultimately and quickly, ending up as a limp unbreathing mass of half eaten feathers. (sadness) The idiotic bird accosted and sharply used as teaching tool to deterr Surgeon continued actions.
So the die has been set the next lonely or otherwise adventerous fowl that feels the need to end it all will become his necklace.